Bush and His Economic Stimulus Package

My sister Kelli sent me some info recently about that 9-11 conspiracy theory that won't go away--the one that says our administration was in on it. Since believing in my government is no sacred cow to me, it wouldn't surpise me one bit to find out the hijackers were backed by our country's leaders somehow. That being said, I checked things out at Snopes Dot Com, and it came back as an urban legend. But the skeptical side of me wonders, "Well... who's behind Snopes Dot Com?" Whether or Bush and Company were behind nine-eleven, what they have done SINCE then just makes me SICK!

To get a broader perspective, let's go back in time a little bit, back to Jimmy Carter's presidency. He was from Georgia, where one of their main products was peanuts. While he was president the price of peanuts went sky high. Never did come down, and the once-poor-peanut farmer got rich. How convenient. And then there were the Arkansas chicken price hikes while Hill and Bilary ran things. To continue the pattern, evern since Bush and Cheney have been in office, the price of petroleum just keeps going up. now that we're getting the Economic Stimulus Tax Rebate, look where it's gonna go--in the oil man's pocket. How convenient--about the only economy that's gonna get stimulated is the personal economy of the oil man. Hard times for him? Nope, just a whopper of a hard-on that he can take all the way to the bank. The Economic Stimulus Rebate is nothing less than Viagra for Exxon.

It's demoralizing and scary to see what's happening with the economy. I guess the A-Rabs didn't need to hijack airplanes or invade us with weapons of mass destruction to bring our nation down--Between them and our own oil industry, they've managed to hijack and terrorize the the barrel loads of black gold instead, and where is Our Commander In Chief? Oh yeah, he's busy keeping the surge of young men going to Iraq where they can die for a democracy that isn't even wanted, while here at home our ecomony sags so badly that our fighting men have little more than a piss pot to come back to. Bush is sticking it to our soldiers while his big buddies in the petroleum industry are sticking it to us with their dicked up, erected prices. It's nothing but a frenzied, dieselized orgy for all those oil people, and I never have been into group sex.

Maybe 9-11 was a conspiracy designed and carried out by our own people, but since that didn't bring the nation to its knees, they went to Plan B--they're gonna cripple us at the gas pumps. You can bet a few loners will be left standing, and those are the conspirators. You'll know who they are--they'll be hoisting a bulging bank bag in one hand and their phallus in the other.

Talk about a stimulus package.